Mid Twenties and Single? Heres Why.
So you’re a couple of years out of college, have a decent job (better than most anyways) and are relatively decent looking to at least have hooked up with a girl or two during college…drunk anyways. A lot of your friends around you are playing the game, yet with a less par starting roster: worse job, dress like slobs and even slightly overweight. Yet they seem to have found a girl who can a) stand them on a weekly basis and b) fucks them regularly (not the most important reason to have a girlfriend, but hey you’re at your sexual prime and those random boners won’t last forever). So why exactly are they right where they should be and you’re stuck at home watching another Law and Order rerun on TnT? (Warning, the following may force you to get off your ass before you can tap that ass)
Step away from the distractions
o The hour a day you spend scoping girls on Facebook or playing Halo 3 aren’t getting you closer to polishing your charm or improving your game (with girls anyways). You can do those things once you’ve found the woman. o You don’t need to go to community church or bingo night at the community center, but in order to meet women, you need to be around women. Go to the gym, order food takeout instead of delivery, take a class at the local junior college, whatever. Clubs and bars are an obvious way to meet woman as well, but if it were that easy to convert girls at those places into something substantial I wouldn’t be here writing this. One of my friends met his girlfriend while walking his dog on the beach while another met one during an SAT prep session. Yes SAT prep blows ass, but if you recognize you could get ass while also improving your life, you’re in good shape.
Ask girls out (no, I’m serious)
o If a nerdy sixteen your old asian kid can get 10 million youtube hits, you can’t ask out a girl who represents 50% of the population? Most guys complain about woman or read about how to suave girls at bars or what to buy, but they never do the obvious. Ask the fucking girl out on a date. You’re not in college, and trying to get a girl drunk at a frat party isn’t cool anymore, its rape. Next time you meet a girl you like, or are stalking an old one on facebook, think about saying “Hey you free this Friday? Want to grab a drink?” If she’s bored enough to read it (probably sooner than you think), she’s probably down to at least entertain the idea of sleeping with you. o Bitch all you want about how a bunch of dudes get girls, but recognize most of them probably just used what they learned on a bad episode of Friends.
Hang out with girls, even family members
o Most guys who have at least seen a vagina know that in order to get girls, it helps to be around girls. Chances are if you’re like me, you’ve made friends with girls you were too scared to ask out or were unavailable and now you’ve been made into their bitch guy friend who hears all their sob stories about other guys they’ve screwed. As much as this sucks, use it to your advantage. Girls at clubs and bars are much more likely to approach you or let you approach them if they see at least one chick in your crew. o If your girl friends are cool, ask them about all the girls they hang out with. If you’re scared of getting rejected, just have a girl friend ask her other single friend “what she thinks about you” and have her report back. In the worst case, that friend will never know you’re the one who asked. Hopefully you’ve grown some balls not to care by this point anyways.
Don’t buy the $95 striped Armani Xchange shirt
o Expensive jeans, shopping at French connection or having a nice cell phone doesn’t get you laid, it gets you poor. While I’m all for nice things, as the famous comedian Dave Chappelle one said “Guy’s don’t like nice cars, guys buy nice cars cause girls like nice cars. If a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he would.” Instead of spending half your paycheck on fancy shaving cream or an outrageously expensive apartment, try flirting with girls at work, the supermarket, the gym, whatever. Smalltalk is free, and guess what, it gives you confidence more so than getting shot down with a $100 shirt on. I’ve seen many nights seeing girls go home with douchebags in $40 wal mart jeans while I cried in my sevens. It doesn’t matter what you wear, trust me. o Also, if you spend more than $50 on a simple tshirt, whether it has some skulls and crossbones or jewels on it, you need to get shot.
Stop blaming the completion
o Because a lot of our readers aren’t white, I’m going to state the obvious: White dudes aren’t stealing your woman (in regards to Asian dudes). Their simply filling a void in the market, created by you when you went home to play Halo 3 instead of asking the cute girl who was in class today to be in your study group. People love to complain about how white/tall/rich/good looking guys get all the girls. Guess what, there’s plenty of guys outside those categories pulling tail. Those guys don’t have